#storytime

I drive for Uber and Lyft. Sometimes, I need to squeak out a fart and I’m less than 2 minutes away from picking up my next passenger. Usually they aren’t wearing a mask and I have to clench and hold it until I drop them off. If I’m lucky and they are wearing a mask, I confidently let it rip.

Yesterday this happened and I kept eye contact with the person peering at me from behind her mask as I noisily launched my air biscuit. She looked at me with disgust and I smiled at her and said “what’s wrong?? I’m sure your mask will protect you”