nostr:npub1lgyqdkmncvgyqa5y5jvfum542wsgx6wlh3v4tdhsr6zd29h4djrqneaefg you should instead say something like “I am a high priestess that wields and teaches the keys to the secret languages that control the world.” They would have still stared, and maybe scooted their chairs away from you a bit, but you would at least have made a lasting impression.