Subnostr

I remember going to Canada through Lake Erie in my childhoood and feeling like a king with $5 in my hand. No. I _was_ King of Canada.

We are all the kings of Canada. They love to bow to kings.

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And I’m short so it’s extra delicious when they have to bow so low.

Short king 😂

It’s true!

I believe you!

Vertically challenged.

Less altitude, more attitude 🥁

I've enjoyed my low center of gravity my whole life. It's served me well.

Stealth Johnny boy. Stealth.

They never see you coming………literally.

Noone expects the Johnny inquisition.