According to primal, 34k NOSTR accounts follow me.
According to Nostr.band, there are ~200k accounts.
1/6th of Nostr follows me.
Sounds like 5/6ths of you need more #memes.
#funny
Discussion
How’s this one? 
Or is it 1/6 instead of a half? Idk I may have to rethink if my meme works 😂
btw if you look at your extended Follows Network, there are about 180k pubkeys and about 8k follow you:
(You may notice your follows count is wrong — that’s bc my neo4j follow numbers are currently 4 or 5 days behind bc of a bug that i just fixed. Hopefully will catch back up soon.)