Thanks for letting me keep my sats. I’ll tell you this to make you feel better in exchange since I’m apparently playing the UK nearly exclusively against you guys.

I suck at sports, mostly ignored them throughout life; but, about eight years ago, I started watching sports that no one else does here in my neck of the world. I wanted to go into sports as a spectator and figure out the rules by watching.

It started with darts. Blew my mind that there’s people having a better time getting drunk and proudly giving up there job to be in attendance for Worlds Dart Championships. Makes the Super Bowl even lamer. 🎶Oooooooooone hundred and eeeeeighhttyy🎶

Now I’ve seen about 4 full cricket matches and I still don’t know what the wickets mean compared to the run count.