lol! I actually had a physical encounter with a US census taker in 2020. She demanded that I provide her with an "ancestry" response. My first response was "American". I explained that both I and my parents were born in the USA, so I am "American". But she pressed forward. So I asked, "well, as of which year in history are we to measure?" and then proffered, having learned from the opening ceremonies of the World Cup 2010, that all life began in Africa, so I said "i guess I'm African". Well, that wasn't the right answer either. I didn't realize that we were to be quizzed as a part of the census. So I asked her, "well, as of which arbitrary year that you decide for yourself shall I tell you where my family was likely located at that exact instant?" She declined to offer a specific year. Then my alarm went off on my laundry and I left her so that I could fold my clothes properly. I ope that I didn't cost her a commission.

lol totally missed the obvious. feliz cumple, senor! At my advanced age, those milestones go by too quickly to notice. But I'm depending onf you guys to pull humanity's fat out of the fire.