lol! I actually had a physical encounter with a US census taker in 2020. She demanded that I provide her with an "ancestry" response. My first response was "American". I explained that both I and my parents were born in the USA, so I am "American". But she pressed forward. So I asked, "well, as of which year in history are we to measure?" and then proffered, having learned from the opening ceremonies of the World Cup 2010, that all life began in Africa, so I said "i guess I'm African". Well, that wasn't the right answer either. I didn't realize that we were to be quizzed as a part of the census. So I asked her, "well, as of which arbitrary year that you decide for yourself shall I tell you where my family was likely located at that exact instant?" She declined to offer a specific year. Then my alarm went off on my laundry and I left her so that I could fold my clothes properly. I ope that I didn't cost her a commission.