Call them Susan’s if it makes you happy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wI7RIRQvEXs

to be fair, dollars are now pennies

But at least everyone is talking about this.

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MATH DEPARTMENT UPDATE: PERCENTAGES DON’T MEAN POPULARITY 🚨

Exactly.

“100% growth” sounds impressive…

until you realize it’s just two dudes and a spreadsheet trying to rename sats mid-cycle.

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

• We like our sats unbothered.

• We like our units spicy, tiny, and stackable.

• We’ll pass on the rebranding conference call.

💡 New Rule: If it takes more marketing than mining to explain it, it’s not Bitcoin.

#FortNakamoto #KeepStackingSats #RenameCope #SatsOrBust #ZapTheOverthinkers #MathSaysNo