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In a few hours, across the U.S.A, cellphones will make an unpleasant sound. Do not be alarmed! It's just FEMA testing the Emergency Alert System.

Unless it's more.

According to cultists, today's test is the start of an zombie apocalypse. The cultists claim the 5G broadcast signal has been designed to activate Marburg Virus nanoparticles in COVID vaccines and virus will turn us all into zombies.

Okay!

Seriously, I'm not worried. This is not my first Apocalypse, nor my second or third. But in any case, Happy 5G Zombification Day, everyone!!!

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516add19... 2y ago

Is anyone here worried for this. This is hilarious.. 🤣

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0ZNCV 2y ago

ear plugs and running water?

loishodls 2y ago

Get out the tinfoil... wrap your phone in it. 😂

zyrotin 2y ago

Just an annoying popup. Kinda disapointing if you ask me.

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matata 2y ago

we have this system in the Netherlands for many years now.. if that's any consolation to anyone who thinks the timing is sus

Mallory 2y ago

What timeline are you living in that this isn’t your first apocalypse? Or are you counting Y2K, 2012, etc?