If you could ask God one question what would it be?
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Why?
That's a good question!
My second question would be "if you're omnipotent, can you microwave a gas station burrito SO HOT that you yourself can't eat it? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 he going to say ( My son i turn water wine, parted the seas )
You actually have me dying right now coming up with all the scenarios 🤣🤣
The only answer I'll accept to that question from God is "bruhhhhh... I put all this wonderful fruit and vegetables and tasty animals and spices on this earth and you choose gas station burritos???? 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽"
Then I will truly know that it is the one true God for it is written in the book of Deuteronomy (I'm pretty sure... That's the one no one reads right? The like law book one?)
Wen God 2.0?
Two Weeks™
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Already happened.
Depending on who you listen to we're already onto the Bible part 3🤷🏽
After Jesus died he went to hell to fight the devil then came back and was like be good now y'all! Then flew across the ocean to tell native Americans to make gold tablets and to marry a lot of bitches so you can own your own planet with slaves when you die. 🤷🏽
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I remember this episode also 🤣🤣🤯
The musical on Broadway was fucking hilarious
Hasan diga ebowai is the best
South park version? Or the John smith
The creators of South Park made a while musical on Broadway making fun of Mormonism and making fun of the other Broadway musicals that have been popular over the years.
Hasan diga ebowai is taking a dig at hakuna matata from lion king
Bro see I didn't know about this either.... Good stuff im on it 🤣🤣🤣
That must have been the best broadway play in the world.
They also don't consume caffeine.
I would die.
I'm the devil I guess.
Dam I haven't read that ... Idk I could be reading this wrong lol... But it sound like the devil cloned him 🤔 or he lost the fight.
This stuff is so wicked 😪
Good looking im see what this about 🫂
Won't you hurry up and fix this mess already?
There's some saying about asking God why He allows evil and God asking you back why you allow it or saying something like "You're there to fix it". Realistically, I'm tired, burnt out and am sick of looking at evil. I gave it my best shot when I was younger but my scope of change was probably very limited.
This is completely understandable.
But question what if he said im not here to fix it the rules was set. You either follow or don't.
And what happen of there no forgiveness.
Because the rules was set in stone...
Things I ask myself 🤷🏽♂️
Follow the rules, go to church sing nice songs and let the world burn around you? That's not my style. I really wish it was, life would be easier.
Don't get me wrong I went to church last night, sang the nice songs and was really encouraged by my friends there but I think people and even the church was made for more than that.
Not them rules like the ten commandments.
But i see your point.. I don't think anyone with a good heart couldn't just sit back and watch this burn down with out feeling pain.
