We won’t be paying taxes cause we won’t be making any money cause we will all be in Prison.

in the united states, obtaining sats will require a witholding in USD to be paid to the IRS, so you will be taxed before you spend the sat 😅😭

The tax treatment in 2034 will look like for every zap sent, you'll get 10 back. 😎🤣

Biff goes recursive, Marty

90% of all zaps go directly to IRS via a lightning prism.

Computers capable of running uncertified software will be illegal, and so will zaps.

Central Services will still be officially examining zaps/Lightning; as a model for their still-vapourware CBDC, but will have already dismissed the Satoshi as an impractically-large unit of account.

There will only be Land Value Tax - because they will figure land is way easier to assess taxes and confiscate. Plus, it would effectively conscript landlords to be the de facto tax collectors of their tenants.