Friday was a colleague's birthday and we went somewhere. That's the short boring version. One thing that some of you might not know is that I'm a gym freak.

He asked for permission, because now I live in a civilised country with civilised people, to send me something, related to how he felt. I was wearing heels but the difference is not like this, for what it's worth. I don't know if I should find it funny or not.