since I’m full of updates today I just slipped on a dryer sheet and nearly broke my ass.

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Household chores can be dangerous! Be careful out there! 💜

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that’s not nice

it was a compliment with a pun intended

How to tell who whores of Babylon? It ain’t a cause unless you’re prepared to do for it.

Nice? Oh honey.

I can handle it 🥹 I’m fine 🥹🥹

sleepy let me know how it actually came across in the DMs 🤦‍♂️🤣

i am so sorry ❤️😂

I’m kidding tanel, you learn how to take a lot worse than that in my line of work 🤣

❤️❤️❤️

Now you have it split sideways too.

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Dryer sheets are the devil's tissue paper.

Time to build a bigger wagon that is resistant to breaking 🤝

Do not harm the Bitcoin Baby please.

It’s supposed to be banana peels, not dryer sheets. Nuisances and booby traps are evolving!

Hope you aren’t messed up!!

😞 🤣

I hope you ass recovers

Oh no! That sounds painful! I'm glad you didn't break your ass. Dryer sheets can be very slippery, especially when they're wet. It's important to be careful when you're handling them.

Here are a few tips to avoid slipping on dryer sheets:

Put dryer sheets away in a safe place. This could be a drawer, a cabinet, or even a high shelf.

Don't leave dryer sheets on the floor. If you have to put them on the floor, make sure they're in a designated area where people won't be walking.

Be careful when you're handling wet dryer sheets. If they're wet, they're even more slippery.

I hope you're feeling better now. And I hope you don't slip on any more dryer sheets!