I already did. I'm calling him husband. 🤙
But if I could change my mind I would pick an avocado 🥑 tree instead. It tastes better.
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The avocado tree won't help you fight off zombies and kill spiders, tho.
Clear design flaw in the whole avocado plan. 🤔
My husband is a great Apocalypse pick. He's like Paul Bunyan, but Alpine, freckled, and an electrical engineer.
Not literally us, but sorta:
