Pick your partner for the Apocalypse.
Discussion
We can’t pick teams?
ngmi
Apparently a team of 3 is the most capable unit of people
Have a kid then
Third member is your eldest son.
Team of two plus minor, for say 9 years, is a much weaker team unfortunately.
Lower your time preference. Children are the ultimate team members because you raise them from birth, their love for you is based upon blood, and they keep the team going when you're old. Also, they keep the team together, while they're young.
The idea that children are just a burden, is why civilization is collapsing. Children are an investment.
I’m with you. Just saying kids don’t come pre-made for the apocalypse 😝
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When big bob Russian girl with birthing hips who pulls plow and shoots straight?
Would you make a good partner ?
I'm entertaining and innovative, a good cook, I can sew and garden, hike long trails, I understand basic chemistry and physics and IT, I can identify most edible floral and fauna around here, I know where the good mountain water supplies are and how to clean them without filters or chemicals, I can sing a capella and read-aloud well, I'm an excellent shot with a rifle and have some military training including recon, I'm cute and sorta randy, and Josua sends me beer.
Meh. I'd keep looking.
You are a apocalypse leader!
I already did. I'm calling him husband. 🤙
But if I could change my mind I would pick an avocado 🥑 tree instead. It tastes better.
The avocado tree won't help you fight off zombies and kill spiders, tho.
Clear design flaw in the whole avocado plan. 🤔
My husband is a great Apocalypse pick. He's like Paul Bunyan, but Alpine, freckled, and an electrical engineer.
Not literally us, but sorta:
