My wife:YES THE SCENT OF BALSAM FIR!! A SCENTED CANDLE THAT MEN LOVE BECAUSE ITS SMELLS MANLY, LIKE A MANS HOUSE!! NOT SOME SISSY TWEETY BIRD SCENT

Me: Honey my house is in the middle of a pine forest, i happen to enjoy coconut sunrise or mango delight. Its like relaxing in a tropical paradise

Moral: real men can appreciate a quality scented candle

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#candles