I was at my kids school doing something

They had a library upstairs but nobody was up there,

Somehow I managed to get my vehicle inside the building and down the hallways.

Had to get up there to the library for something….

So here I go driving my car up this huge staircase. And I see this girl

Brittany pierce. Or at least that’s who I thought it was. She was in my grade back in the day. Very ugly and unpopular. But now she was smoking hot

Biggest boobs I had ever seen in my life. She was sitting in the middle of the stairs. So I stopped my vehicle ( on the stairs. Set the parking brake. Got out and sat with her. I had a keystone beer in the cup holder but it was full of dip spit.

I was drunk

Had a huge dip of tobacco in my mouth.

She was all like oh hey. You used to have girls all over you in high school. I was like yea but now I want you! lol

We started making out. With my mouth full of dip spit. And she didn’t care… obviously

🙄

I grabbed her boobs. Probably a triple J bra size. Then she pulls her titties out. Unrolled them thangs like a fruit roll up.

I wanted to suck them soooo bad so I took the dip out of my mouth, threw it all over the wall. And started sucking those huge nipples. Then her mom started talking down the stairs like Heyy Britt. We gotta go, bout to be late for your orthodontist appointment. So she gets up and goes down the stairs and I get back in my car.

I was sitting there so drunk I couldn’t even open my eyes. Tried holy my eye lids open with my fingers but it wasn’t working. Then I started to panic when I hear a teacher coming up the stairs. She sees my dip spit mess all over the wall. My vehicle inside the building. Half way up the stairwell. She starts bitching. About calling the police. I’m like oh fuck I gotta get out of her - and fast

Problem was i couldn’t put in in drive or reverse. To drunk to move. Then I hear cop car sirens 🚨 in the distance. They were coming for me.

Then I woke up