F*k that…time is short and I still have so much to teach u young punks🤨😳

….like avoid cougars🤦🏽‍♂️…it will likely not end well

….also for the life ⭕️ me I can’t figure out why middle aged men fantasize over these young beautiful women (and they are stunning buuuut!!!)… best I can tell that “post nut” clarity someone mentioned in one of the other posts will prolly include realizing what a completely different emotional wavelength u and this beautiful young thang next to u are on and what’s the best way to extricate ur naked @ss from this here situteeation 😳😖

….class dismissed for the day …but I want u to think about the possible benefits of not sending @lil’mahdood into these fields of battle and tell the class tomorrow ….and if u can’t refrain get @lil’mahdood a condom…he’ll thank u one day for not rawdoggin the way we did back in the day🤔😂🫂🌅

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Are you just gatekeeping cougars because you can’t compete with younger and friskier men? Don’t trust verify. Fuck that you’re a scammer!

I also always wrap it up 😏🤣

One day ul look back and say damn nostr:nprofile1qqsg4fjzufhx2pep88ssmdvkg65f4f6n3fvevk4t8mvfrywhr9nadscpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqz9thwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmnyzn5hhz was wise

….i regret that I prolly won’t be around to hear it😳😂

You underestimate how stubborn I can be

This some serious wisdom. Class ⭕️ in session today, boy I tell you hhwat

Ty for your service

😂….i try🤷‍♂️

Zero lies detected ☝️

Stache saying they didn’t use condoms back in his day. But that’s because they weren’t invented yet, you can’t fool me

https://video.nostr.build/9a0bfa965677a751775cce1550fe30026c03ea150f850dfac053d339240f7e73.mp4

Canadians invented the lambskin condom long ago. But it was the Americans who thought to remove them from the animal first 🧠🧐📝

Just like an American to steal a Scottish joke from the British. Just like all the best American ideas.

Man Stache been around before Canada even existed

Stache was around for the Dominion? Holy sheeeeeeit.

He was around when the dinosaurs went extinct

He was around when the first fish came out of the sea and started walking

Evolution deniers in disbelief

🤨….i knew nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve when they still looked like little pink penises with tiny lil legs and gills🤔😳😂🫂⭕️

All I’m reading is that Stache was always senile and old

I think u missed a few important points🤨😂

Do you remember those points? 😂

🤔😳🤨

Of course not. He’s senile 🤣

tldr nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is really old. He was there before the Big Bang even

Thanks nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve for getting our new friend on nostr caught up with everything he needs to know about the ⭕

🤣🤣 he’s not new. He made that blastr relay you like

He’s my new friend

😳🤨🖕🏽

🐒💩🖕🏽

You’d think our friend nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 would be wiser after all these years 🤭

That’s it tomorrow I’m fickin to find some new interweb frenz🤨😂⭕️

No way. We need your wisdom. Without it our retardation will snowball dangerously 😬

True🤔….i hadn’t thought about that😖….sometimes u just gotta take one for the team🤦🏽‍♂️😂

😳…what a hateful thing to say😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️🫂

More like

You can tell I made this one because of how shitty the placement is lol nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Stealing memes from stacey ha that'll be the day

🤨….u Srry MF😳😂🙈

I only speak truth

Touché 😳🙈😂

😂😂😂

🤨😂

That’s an incredible meme. I saw it on the feed before though. Where did you “crop” it from? 😂

U don’t worry bout that frog boy….ur on a need to know basis only🤨😂

….ackshully i stole it from another fine nostrich ( nostr:npub1lpql2wy8fy0jw8ge7gvxv20pals0gv8e93ka7d8vjwa4ejthwklqkmsh4r ) just seconds before it seemed apropo to send it to my boi nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Stache is decentralizing the memes.

Frog boy 🤣

Just doin my part to democratize the flingin ⭕️ poo and keepin tards’ feet on the ground🤔😉😂🫂

We need to onboard a diversity focused HR team to the ⭕ so we can ensure no more racism, sexism, or slander toward neurodivergents

https://video.nostr.build/e545f718109515b806ccad1c01f9f7d9c46ec67342175840ab140b7a677f74f4.mp4

Ah shit. Are we doing an excursion to Bluesky?

She'll monitor us through a ⭕ normative lens.

Ah! Poisonous!

That's venom-phobic

I need that diversity training real bad

Looks high in salt & fat too 🤷‍♂️

Edible you think?

I'm out.

This discrimination must stop

Save this 👍

🤣

Lmao Stache remembers the fall

…of the Roman Empire 😳

Of Adam and Eve

Smfh🤨😂

You should’ve intervened. We’d all be naked chillin in heaven playing cards with old man Adam.

Happily flicking turds 😂

It completes me🤔😳😂

It? 🤣

Sheeeeeeit completes me 👀

💀💩

Old poo. Very old poo

🤣

HAHAHAHA that's my old colleague from the old days before my Phd in gender studies. Nice to see he is still sharing his pronouns.

I love that he tells us how to identify him. Super helpful and considerate

And it normalizes it you know? Very important

If we don’t use their pronouns, we’re part of the problem

Re/Tarded

Sheeeeee/it

And if you contribute to the problem then

Zimmx 🤣🤣🤣

With Lord Mao in the back

Yes supreme leader must be worshiped

That wasn’t real socialism is the gayest excuse. “We were only playing that time”

It wasn't real socialism because the supreme leader was bad. This time will be different if we just vote harder.

Voooooot harder

“I’m making a difference with my voooot”

Wow that kid took a massive step toward freedom last election by exercising his right to vote

Democracy intensifies

Lord Stalin approves

Communists are always in a cut. That’s some discipline 💪

Always lean. Never wasting any energy by getting fat😂

🤣

You already hear capitalists saying the same thing about capitalism for the past 40 years lol

All scammers yes 😂

This is technically true 😂

Heavenly turds made of gold though. Look it's Peter Schiff's money

perfect format to hide in sphincter for safe travels

Sir we need to check your asshole before you board the 7th heaven airlines. What is this hardy shiny object?

😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂

😂😂😂

POV you end up in a ⭕️ thread and realize nostr isn’t actually dead

https://video.nostr.build/4702c2d663181b98b054e10c3bad5295e550c971ef4e76d99da018d73026ab67.mp4

Your notifications when you get involved in a ⭕ thread.

Thought this was dune for a second

Basically, but with cold sand

Daaaaang!!?!….when I see it like that I realize what a bunch of irritating tards u MFs are🤔🤨😂⭕️

….also what is this blastr of which we speak?

Add wss://sendit.nosflare.com to your relay list. It’s a relay that broadcasts your notes to multiple relays. This particular one is made by nostr:npub16jdfqgazrkapk0yrqm9rdxlnys7ck39c7zmdzxtxqlmmpxg04r0sd733sv nostr. land has a similar functionality

Not sure that’s a good idea with my posts🤔😳😂

You’re probably right 🤣

Also you don’t need 10 relays anymore. I learned something about outbox which makes relays go brrr.

Feel bad for the guy. Truly sad. Getting old sucks. Hope they find a cure for him before it's too late 😔

Bro’s been around for thousands of years. He’ll be fine. Senile and fine 🤭

😳🤔…it’s my baseline state….i don’t know any better😂

Not to worry… it’s too late for me…. but I’ve donated semen to be strategically placed in y’all’s protein drinks so yall can build up immunity to it…they’ve been doing it for about 6 months now 🤔😂🙈

The Benjamin Button but fixed

I’ll take it….brad Pitt… but the improved version🤔😳🤯🫂⭕️

I thought this was a zombie at first lol

Brad Pitt with makeup 🤣

“She”

She/mcd

😳😂