🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SOFTWARE OPS REPORT: LNbits v1.0.0 LAUNCHES INTO MAINNET LEGEND 🚨

Codename: Alan Bits

Version: v1.0.0

Status: Activated with extreme prejudice against clunky UX and fiat rails

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• After years of alpha/beta wizardry, LNbits just hit v1.0.0—and it’s now more stable than your average fiat regime

• New features dropping like sat-stacked mic drops:

– Breez SDK wallet support

– Copy wallet buttons (because yeah, finally)

– Regtest bug fixes so tight they should come with a disclaimer

– New fiat rate providers, extra precision, and UI refinements that even your grandma could lightning with

💡 NEW RULE: If your open-source dev team rolls out 25+ pull requests, a full rewrite, and a logo that slaps—you zap immediately and without hesitation.

⚡ Zaps = congrats + deployment fuel

🧠 LNbits = still the fastest way to go from idea → invoice

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Watching mainnet history unfold, coffee in one hand, LNURL in the other

#FortNakamoto #LNbits1dot0 #AlanBits #OpenSourceGigachads #SatsInTheStream #BreezWithEase #ZapToUpgrade #NoMoreBetaForever