Doubt you’re going to find anything that meets most of those requirements until after BOLT-12 is in widespread use.
Discussion
Where is bolt12 at?
“Real soon now.”
DO NOT GET AN OFFER TATTOO UNTIL SPEC IS FULLY RATIFIED!
Want to start using it now, minus the tattooing
This is good because now I can research BOLT-12. Hadnt heard about it yet. Thanks for this