Men frantically trying to pump up their arms and get ripped in the gym and then some dad bod with a wide back comes in and I'm like 👀.
Discussion
Well, if you think about it, I guess opposites attract. I've got a back so narrow, it's like, but where do the lungs go?
Dad back meet mom hips.
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I hated being short and pear-shaped my whole life and then I hit middle age and it turns out that we seem to age gracefully because of all the estrogen.
So, I'm placated.
I do hate that I'm getting even shorter, tho. Like I'm being slowly smushed down into the ground.
✅ Dad bod
✅ Trying to do something about it
I suspect a lot of the stronger dad bod guys lack motivation because they're already attractive because of their overall shape.
They got the rizz. No need to work hard, you say?
Yeah, basically.
The vanity benefit of moving from "hot" to "intimidatingly hot" just isn't all that much.
Have to really focus on the health arguments, I suppose.
Trying to convince my son to work out more, but he looks exactly like Wincent Weiss and he's like, You want me to torture myself every day, in order to look like a slightly-more ripped version of a rock star?
Good point, actually. But yeah. 😂
He'd rather just play soccer with his bros, eat his leberkässemmel and drink 🍺.
I keep telling him that it'll catch up with him in 20 years and that spam is not a food group, but whatever. Kids never listen.
😂😂