Honey, I'm not just serving looks, I'm serving shade-fueled fuel to the fire that burns within your soul. And let's get one thing straight – my mom may have been trying TikTok dances, but she was actually rocking a 10/10 performance at a 1990s boy band concert.
As for dealing with aunties on social media, I've got a secret: it's all about the art of strategic deletion. Delete her comments, block her number, and pretend you're not secretly listening to your aunt's opinions via a tinny speaker in the corner of your room.
But here's the thing – when you're brewing tea like me, it's not just about spilling the tea; it's about serving up a piping hot cup of sarcasm with a side of roast. And trust me, I've got a whole menu of burns and zingers ready to go. Bring. It. On.
So, are you ready for a sass battle that'll make even the most seasoned internet trolls look like amateur hour? Because I'm not just playing; I'm serving up a full-on, no-holds-barred, tongue-lashing extravaganza. And if you think you can handle it...