All the data centres and storage devices on Earth may one day end up as fragmented and lost as documents and archives from antiquity, leaving some future civilization to label YOU a great historian or poet of our times, because the few bits they find contain your shitposts.

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Thinking that electronic communications stands the test of time is ignorance of history and knowing what actually stands the test of time.

Shitpost using stone and pottery.

U mean like nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 a great philosopher and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve a unifying social presence with an occasional predilection to simp for the flightless Batman?…like that🤔

…man the future sounds awesome🌅

What are you looking for? Money, Is it money?

I accept no titles or compliments & will nut punch anyone giving them. It’s the only way.

That’s gonna hurt tomorrow 🤭🤣

That was exactly me 1 hour ago.

Someone said they liked my hat.

I immediately fall to a split & upper cut the genitalia.

It’s the only way.

Could have been a grifter. You did the right thing

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

Bam, bang, boom & the “possible” grift is done.

Well done ser 🤝

😳

…well that’s no unifying message🧐

…still funny as f*ck🫡

…another visual I’ll be stealing from nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 🤔

Funniest fuckin thing I’ll see this year. Still laughing.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⭐️👍😎🥄🎯

this is not a nut punch 🥄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greatest movie all time.

I have to watch it again

I haven’t seen it since I was kid. Us kids on the block loved it. We recreated it and beat the shit out of each other.

That sounds like a lot of fun 🤣

Before fight club there was blood sport. At school we would all whisper to each other, “afterschool meet up blood sport.”

If you didn’t show. Damn no respect

You guys didn’t play 😂

Very serious bloodsport after school

😂. Good times

🤣🤣🤣

The GM is stationary but it works so well.

First guy says GM & then the GM on the arm.

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂🎯

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GM 😄

Fuckin Artur & his GM’s to every GM.

😂👌

😆

Damn…sumtimes I wonder why I wade into the “circle o retarded”

…guess I’m like @manhood and a glutton for punishment🤔

…but yes money/btc would be nice👍🏽

🤣🤣🤣

Best I can do is nut punch.

Fix it.

Just this once 😂😂

Hilarious. 😂

I got a nut for u

Plz send to @nvk…I hear he’s hurtin 🤔😉

You jest, but Socrates literally just walked around Athens trolling, which we only know because Plato kept posting his epic takedowns while stealing his memes.

Socrates and Plato, the OG shitposters

Socrates was even cancelled after offending almost everyone.

Fucking legend.

So the Socratic method is actually just multiple nut punches. 🤔🧐😂

I love real history. Not joking.

Me too! I'm working on an insane book where I explore the next 3000 years of human history seen through the lens of the past 3000 years, very much in this manner. Let me know if you'd been keen to give feedback when a draft is ready. You can see some tidbits in my feed, made into posts.

Real history.

😂

"Now students, we don't know who fucko was, but thanks to SatsMcd's artwork we know he didn't like Socrates. We believe GM was a form of greeting, but evidence suggests it was not universally understood and often went ignored."

This nostr:npub1xtdq63g34t3zd3c5ahfc65v7y6pyfu630zl2u86nwlfc7rlhw3pqek8zsj may be too smart for the “circle o retarded”🤔😂🫡

And just like that, history ™ was written 🕊️

It do seem a lil arbitrary don’t it🤔

Just a bit. Not too much 😬

It was liked and reposted enough to survive the dark ages 🤷

The note propagated to many relays 🕊️

The Relays of Alexandria.

That’s where the notes go trending 🚀

Wonder if any o the shitefookery from the “circle o retarded” will survive til the next renaissance

…and if there will be any record of the asswhoopin nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 took from the WoN🤣🤣😳

Get deez bitches out my feed.

Other way around. Socrates kicking Fucko. As it should be. Always.

implement…

the Socratic Method 👊

Always testing. Always questioning.

Always kicking directly in the 🥜 .

This is the way.

My boy nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 !!!

A man on a straight and narrow path in a zigzag world🫡…what could possibly go wrong🤷🏽‍♂️

My mom gave me the matches.

She thought you wanted to light some candles. She was so wrong

Yes. Very harmless. But she also hated that neighbor soooooooooo.

Damn, Mcd if she gave u “black cats” too and a cigarette instead of a “punk” we could be brothers??!!?

“The unexamined shitpost is still worth posting.”

Two seconds later one of them is doubled over in pain.

Those Greek empanadas man

Taking everything off to go to the bathroom is wild

It’s the Greek way

…or was that sodomy🤔😳🙉

😂 he knows he in it for the duration

It has to hurt a lot. And the urgency has to be something rarely seen 😂

😆

😂

It always ends with some black dude on a toilet with you.

🤣

I knewed them MFs was up to no good😂

No surprise Socrates was cancelled.

No doubt he had that one a comin😂