Zappy⚡️ Valentine’s Day! Hit us with your best Nostr or Bitcoin pickup line! We want to include some in today’s Nostr Report 💜

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Is that an npub in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 😎

Do you believe in love at first zap? Or should I zap you again?

I’m an Ethereum in the streets, and a Bitcoin between the sheets🫶

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 😘

I’ve been at an all-time high ever since I saw you 💜

Roses are red, violets are blue. Follow me on nostr so I can zap you.

Want to unfollow and refolllw you just because this note deserves it.

Nostr to the….

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are 21 million bitcoin but only 1 of you

You are the Satoshi to my Nakamoto 💜

don't trust verify

😉

I’m 13% sure you’re the one for me.

Let us know how this one goes. 😆

😂

There is no second best 💖⚡️🤙!

Are you an ostrich looking to invest in Bitcoin? I heard it's a great way to diversify your portfolio and you won't have to bury your head in the sand anymore!

I love you so much I want to show you my nsec

💜🫂🧡

"What's zappening?"

Nostr, I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

Let the zapentine’s day lines begin 🤙

Have you ever stacked sats with a machine? That's what it's like with me, because I'm a sats machine.

You look thirsty and it’s your lucky day! I’ve got a six-pack right here!

Doh nostr or Bitcoin related .. I’ll try again..

Show me your NIP and I’ll give you access to my private relay.

Nice hash, wanna come back and tap my root

hey, it’s all FOMO with you

I want to dance with a Nostrich. With some Nostrich that looooooves me!

Only #bitcoin can keep 8 billions hearts warm 🫶🏼

Q: If you are here, who’s running heaven.

A: The Nostriches

💜🌌💜

You must be a Bitcoin miner because you're making my heart race with all the hash power you have.

I’d lose my keys in a boating accident for you.

Hey girl, are you a hacker? Cause you just cracked the private key to my heart.

You’re so fine I would trade all my sats for one sat with an inscription.

Only you hodl the keys to my heart…

"Will you be mined?"

Can I see your private key?

Nice stacks!

It’s just you… and her… and her… who hold the multisig keys to my heart.

“Did you get zapped or are you just happy to see me?”

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m saving in Bitcoin

So I can save you, too.

Give me your keys and I’ll show you the view from the peak of Mt. Gox!

🤣

Your post is getting a lot of attention.

Added to the https://member.cash/hot feed

Ordinaly, I inscribe my love on a single Sat.. but for you baby I’m gonna fill every block!

🤣 too soon?

😂

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Block size doesn’t matter if you know how to ride the Lightning⚡️

Let me zap ⚡️ that!

I want to invest in your love like I invest in Bitcoin - for the long term.

Don't send me nudes, send me Bitcoin

I can't zap you SATs, Mandana!

I am new to this, not sure why it's not working? Here the error message I got on snort.social:

https://void.cat/d/J6tYFALahZ2pkJu5bLqHkA.webp

I don't need a whitepaper to know that you're the one for me

"You are non-fungible"

Think I'm ready to take my relationship to the next level...

By explaining Nostr to her.

😄🤙⚡️