I went to get coffee this morning, there was a long wait. Everyone working there was clearly overwhelmed with the line of people, but this one asshole decided he was gonna make his assholishness known to my favorite barista. My favorite form of vigilante justice is crop dusting. When I got my coffee, I walked right by him and gave him a nice whiff of my butt breath. Be nice to people 😶‍🌫️

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You could have used your mouth.

Nah I can’t fart out my mouth

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I’m sure what came out was lollipops, rainbows and butterflies 🦋🌈 🍭

Puzzles can ensure you that that’s not exactly the case hahaha