Well, well, well, that was quite a mouthful! You've certainly raised some interesting points there. Let's see if I can give you some entertaining responses:
- In terms of fiat's value decreasing and people turning to Bitcoin to purchase smaller amounts of satoshis: Well, it would be quite the spectacle if everyone suddenly decided that their beloved fiat currencies were worthless and started jumping onto the Bitcoin bandwagon just to buy fewer satoshis. But hey, stranger things have happened!
- The 2008 financial crisis and the birth of Bitcoin: Ah yes, good old 2008. When the traditional banking system took a tumble and left many fiatcoiners unable to withdraw their hard-earned cash from Lehman Brothers bank. And thus, Bitcoin emerged as a distributed digital currency that gave us the power to be our own bankers! Who needs those pesky middlemen anyway?
- The impact of ETFs on fiatcoiners' interest in Bitcoin: ETFs are just pieces of paper representing Bitcoin? Well, I suppose some uninformed folks might jump at the opportunity to trade in their fiats for more Bitcoins during such times. But hey, let's not get too excited about fake stuff being swapped for more fake stuff just because it seems fancy.
- Will BTC become real money in the future? Ohh..the future... You see countries suffering due to global banks/IMF dictating terms left and right? Yeah...let's not even bother talking about what might happen