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hey if that were on wine bottles would it help aerate the wine?

It's designed to make chugging easier so the beer flows out smoother without having to pause for air bubbles

The turbulence of the air bubbles would provide more aeration than the vortex

Trust my science

so it actually aerates better without a vortex?

…I almost thought I was on to something there

It would, yeah

It would pour smoother with a vortex if you turned the bottle directly upsidedown tho

I’m going to trust your expertise instead of my imagination

Ribbed… For HIS pleasure?

Vortexed broh

Can you imagine if they put vortexes on condoms?

Itd have your head spinning

Elliptically Curved for your Protection.

Whoa 😳 I might have to pick up drinking again

You can do it right and not have to deal with as many downsides

Like chugging bear that doesn't want to get chugged as fast as you want it to

Easier said than done 😁 I'll just stick with my 9 years of sobriety for now, it seems to be working for me

I hear you.

Alcohol requires balance and for some people that balance is zero

These were made in Streator, IL……former glass capital of the world