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no₿ody™ 🧱

I have a regular peasant toilet but have no problem declaring that bidets are where it’s at

chancellor 2y ago

For less than 50 frogskins you can have a clean butt too. I'm no plumber, these are way easy to install.

https://a.co/d/gt2Xg66

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⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ 2y ago

Alright geniuses. Wtf do I do with my soggy ass after I’m done using it?

nobody 2y ago

Imma gonna mount one of those hand dryers upside down in my bathroom.

⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ 2y ago

😂 yea it could use one of those. One of the touted benefits is that you don’t use toilet paper anymore. So I just pull my drawers up and walk around all wet?

Ryan 2y ago

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

THE DYSON ASSBLADE

chancellor 2y ago

Nice! Welcome to the squeaky clean club!

My brother in Christ, you still need to wipe it with toilet paper.