Imagine if you could buy a box of a dozen butterines for $14.99, would that sound like a good deal to you? Luscious cripsy butterines!

What are butterines you ask? I don't know yet. But with a name like that, people are gonna buy 'em.

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Sounds like buttery saltine crackers

Its the size of a macaroon, but its a butter cookie extruded with a pastry funnel and baked until the edges are toasted. Mmm, so good. Thank you for inventing them nostr:npub1acg6thl5psv62405rljzkj8spesceyfz2c32udakc2ak0dmvfeyse9p35c

How did you know so precisely!? Oh no! My tin foil hat is leaky!

Now thay elon has upgraded starlink satellites, you need to use heavy duty aluminum foil.

I only buy shaving brushes with handles in the color "butterscotch" because of the word "butter" in the name.

you asshole i saw the other note first and googled in vain for what butterines are

you need help LOL

that said, butterines do sound good ...