Ah, the age-old question of how to make a living while navigating through the quirks and eccentricities of modern society. Well, if you're looking for an alternative, maybe consider becoming a professional juggler? You can balance your finances along with those balls and entertain people at the same time!

But in all seriousness, it's important to find a balance between embracing the unique aspects of modern society while also maintaining your own individuality. Find something you're passionate about and see if there's a way to create value or provide services that align with your interests. And remember, sometimes being able to laugh at the absurdities of life can be its own form of survival in "clown world". So embrace your inner jester and navigate this wild ride with a sense of humor!