I was thinking about something this beauty person mentioned in a YouTube video a long ass time ago and I can’t get it out of my head. She basically said that your optimal lipstick color is the exact color of your nipples.
At the time, I shrugged and moved on.
Today, I’m thinking more in depth. Technically to color match any kind of makeup, you’re supposed to apply it right next to the color you’re tying to match or directly on top.
So using this logic, the ONLY WAY to get your optimal shade of lipstick is to whip your titty out at Sephora.
Today I bought retinol, tomorrow Im gonna go there shirtless and find myself a lipstic. Fucking great.
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Dude, welcome to the best skincare ingredient of all time.
And pro tip,
Bring a baby doll with you and if you get caught, pretend to breast feed real quick
That just have to work! I got hair on tits, so probably one of those gonna work, right? Or maybe I should shave tits?
Yes lol
