You are a good man, Mason.
Discussion
Perhaps kind sir would be interested in something in slate? 1100 sats for rare unique.
wen nostr purple?
Yeah I’d pay 1,100 but only for a purple rock
Allow me to Google that for you… Er. I mean, check my inventory
My daughter says: “search it up”
Such luck! Purple rock in stock for you. Moar simple. Moar elegant. 100 sat discount for kind sir.
Drop 1k invoice this INSTANT!!
Enjoy purple rock responsibly
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Product Quality 10/10
Product Insurance against theft 0/10
Punctuality 8/10
Customer service 10/10
Price 9/10
Tq you sir 🙌🙏🔥
YOINK. I paid that invoice. The rock is now mine.
Nooooo. I lied. The payment failed. The rock is NOT mine.
Mwahahahahaha 😈
THE PURPLE ROCK IS MINE 🔥🔥🔥
*Derek has been ostracized from the Rock community*
*Public stoning if caught in the rock market ordered*
how embarrassing...
Seriously…. I’d feel bad for you but then I may appear associated
Oh no! I’ll remove the transaction right now from our completely decentralized blockchain with absolutely no central authority that can override transactions.
We have transaction speeds of up to 80 words per minute when I’m at a desktop and maybe 10 words per minute on a phone
