Batman, don’t you mean Pedo?

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Nah. Matsuo Basho is the most renowned poet of the Edo period

& Batmans dad is the most renowned diddler in the Pedo period. 🎯

…a diddler u say🤔😳😂😂🫡🤣🤣🔥

Fake news 🗞️

Literally in the story line. Literally.

This is true which makes Batman’s ascent even more impressive. He’s overcome so much. Superman was born with his powers. Unearned. No proof of work. Superman holds eth.

And XRP

Batman was funded by the state, Bruce Wayne industries was part of the military industrial complex. Plus he was in bed with the cops, look how he came running every time the police commissioner signaled him. Batman? More like Statistman.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

H/t semisolmac

👆👆👆👆

Pug owners always just get it. They do.

Pure 👌🎯🔥🔥🔥

Fake news 🗞️

He took justice into his own hands. He didn’t respect the law. Cops wanted to arrest the vigilante

Just more govt propaganda to hide their ties. Batman is basically Peter Thiel with a fancier gimp suit.

BAM.

WINNING GO UP

WGU power.

Lies

It was all backdoor stuff, included as part of the massive weapon deals Batman used to siphon off tax money. DOGE will uncover it all soon. You'll see. MGGA.

👆👆👆

Facks.

Make gays gay again? What’s happening to my friend Ryan? Do the Feds have something on you? Blink twice for yes. The rest of the ⭕️ will save you

Ryan is doing fine. Home runs all over the park today.

What’s that LGU ?

Can’t hear you over the sound of all those Ls you took

Make Gotham Great Again.

I'm guessing the guy in the furry gimp suit is the gay one. "Look at me I'm a bat!" 😂

They’re all wearing gay suits 😂

Superman's at least makes sense. He's flying at hypersonic speeds. Gotta stay aerodynamic.

Actually no it doesn’t make sense at all. Defies the laws of physics

Hence "Super"man. Point proven.

Oh I got it. You blinked twice. Don’t worry Ryan we’ll come save you 🤭

Bingo

Now do the other gay who’s scared of green rocks. I’ll wait

Superman:

-undermined the MSM by being a shitty reporter.

-had a sovereign citadel outside of govt control.

-didn't require govt funding.

Not a statist. Likely a Bitcoin maxi. Possibly Satoshi.

You forgot scared of green rocks from his own planet. Batman (with no powers) defeats him easily with it.

Fake news. 🗞️

Let's sit old bats down with some plutonium and see how he does.

Sit Clark next to that same plutonium. Argument denied

Plutonium was no problem for Supe's. It's how he shaved, plutonium straight razor.

No water needed. Predator style.

I see you’re blinking like a madman Ryan. Don’t worry. We’ll come save you

The perennial feud.

Ain’t no fued. Poor nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve is last man standing swinging at air with blood in both eyes (mixed with tears). Can’t see a thing but keeps yelling “get ova here”.

Ryan is just watching now. And smirking.

Beat it fed

Adding ice.

Paid for by Langley

I'm just trying to help people see the truth. It's hard to overcome years of furry gimp suit propaganda. It was all funded by USAID, that's why the narrative is breaking now.

Ryan aligning with the feds like that…

Fed? Where? Who? Huh?

They have coached you well. Sad to see really

If you don't trust me, trust this pair.

Now peddling fed propaganda. Oh boy. The work is cut out for us. Don’t worry Ryan I saw the blinking. We will help you in due time

C'mon you think those titties are propaganda? No way they are fake. 💯 Real.

That poor girl has nothing to do with Superman 😂

It was on TMZ. It's fact 😂

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️

She’s a nice kid.

She'll add some more milk to that latte 😂👍

She had a kid?

🎯💯💯💯💥

Don’t worry Ryan I see you’re blinking again. I promise I’ll help you 😭🫡

Iced Latte is fantastic.

With a nice donut on the side. Paid for by the taxpayer

Not a Fed. But I might be biased. Ya gotta trust a man in tights, so I'm with Supe's.

You realize they all wear tights right? That Stockholm syndrome is hitting you hard. Don’t worry Ryan. We’ll help you

Tights > Furry gimp suit.

That's all I'm saying.

What do they have on you? !!! 🤣🤣

Macho man didn’t Epstein himself

They don't have anything on me AFAIK

But I'll take more sequins.

Worst than I thought. They used that MK Ultra thing on you. You don’t remember who you are anymore 🤣

More like MKsuper, man.

Blink Ryan! Blink!

😂😂🤣🤣🤌🏽

…this is the most animated I’ve seen nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve in weeks…good stuff🤭🔥🫡

…today is a good day in the ⭕️🫂😂🤣😅

Animated 🤣

Animated 😂

🤔🤭

Lmao you’re showing me my own meme. Dementia is strong with you too 🤣🤣🤣

Damnit😳🤨…I thought it was pretty good🤔😂😂⭕️

…imho: the science of superior memetics is more about comedic timing than credit for origin of said meme🤔🤭🤌🏽🫂⭕️

Science of memetic is also about making said meme. Can’t have timing if I didn’t make it

Beat it Stache

He’s losing his shit.

We gotta bring him back from the edge.

Send a bad meme quick (one of your regulars).

Don’t try and put others in the middle, like a coward

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

Call in the reinforcements. It’s worse than we thought.

nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks has literally destroyed him.

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy is frightened as well. We’re trying to run a company here.

Don’t need this now.

Oh wait price is going sideways. Why is he still here?

Oops wrong one😳😖

🤔🤭⭕️

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me and Supe's go way back. I can't abandon him 🤷‍♂️

I’m so glad Ryan is on my team. He was just FED up in general. Had to get involved.

Don’t forget YODL & I, this company ain’t funding itself.

Lmao fed can’t win on his own he has to MK Ultra one of the good ones 😂

This thread 😂

What’s this shitty AI Ryan. You’re better than this

Perfect excuse to release my shitty AI meme attempt. Had to keep app open a full 3 minutes for it to render . Hard work

wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣

Animated node

I’m already animated YODL AY HEE HOO

This is incredible

Was surprised it didn't give me the usual TOS bs

The eyes though 🤣🤣🤣

😳🤭

Also it’s Batman vs Superman 🤨

“YODL reacted to this” 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Took those stairs like a champ. Faster than a speeding bullet. That guy couldn't even catch up.

Superbaby in training!

If it were my super baby I'd probably drop the phone though 🤔

Yeah, not the proudest dad moment there.

I sure hope Mom never saw that video 😬

OMG…can u imagine if that’d been dad keepin the kid😳🤭😂😂😂

Oh hell…that was dad🤯…poor fella😖…I bet that was a long week😳😂

😳😂😂😂🫡🤌🏽

…. Ryan my man😂🔥…I luv that u entered the fray ⭕️ superhero retardedness with the abandon of a teenager leading with his chin 🫡….but a word of advice if ur gonna survive in the ⭕️…ur gonna receive enuf in coming shrapnel in the ⭕️ that sometimes it’s better to just let nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve , nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 wear themselves out in the Batman vs Superman pillow fight 🤔😂🤣

….its excellent passive entertainment really🤔…kinda like retarded porn 🤭😂🤣⭕️

You watch retarded porn?

Ewwww.

😳🤔

I can't stand by while my friend in the ⭕ are unaware of Batman's govt ties. I've been following this for a while, and no one is talking about it. The military funded furry gimp USAID scandal will break soon. It'll be huge.

😳….🤔🤭

Fake news Ryan. YODL & I have an office in a Fed building. It’s free space for our company. He’s confused.

You’re safu with us.

I'm good with IT stuff. I'll be a solid addition to the team 👍

Guess who’s hired?

Yup.

YOU.

We need you to get Stache to up is investments. First assignment. We’re kinda bleeding out without his inflows.

😳 I’m tapped out but should be more liquid on 7/5 when I can start drawing my returns🫡🫂⭕️

Activate the Glacier cold storage protocol. I mean Glacial, accounts payable will know what it means ;)

Activated.

We got more time. Much more. 👌

😎👌

Ryan - 1,000

Node - fetal position crying.

Winner has been crowned. Or let’s just say “caped”. 💪🎯🔥🍦🏆🏆🏆🏆

Aren’t you supposed to be sipping a gay latte? Why are you still here?

Ah youre the one holding something on Ryan. I see clearly through your fed games.

Heading out now.

Just had to hit a few more homers so it tastes sweeter. Done and done. ✅

Keep stacking those Ls. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. Tell Langley we didn’t say hi

Feds can’t crown shit

Nah I prefer make gays gay again. Featuring Clark Kent

Cope much statist?

Fed alert 🚨 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

Sit down fed

How was the Langley vacation?

The government asks Batman for help but he continues to break the law 🤣

Come on man.

You still going on about Batturd.

Take a lap new guy ⭕️

You guys are still at it!??

Not me. Mahdood was doing some light reading 🤭

I love you retards.

😂

It was so much to read

I’m not in the ⭕️r am I? Was I nominated?

🤔….the ⭕️ is a chosen path upon which u are free to come and go… entry is free but the ride ain’t cheap😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤌🏽

…welcome to the ⭕️ my fren….we’ve been expecking u🤭😂😂🫡⭕️

First rule in the ⭕️

Never listen to Stache. He is old and senile with bad taste in movies

Yeah, but he’s letting us hold his bitcoin for him. So we kinda gotta listen, just a lil.

No he doesn’t actually have Bitcoin. Yodl rugged him and fled the country. It’s true check the archives.

The council ⭕️ will deliberate on your application but not right now because I don’t feel like it

I feel like it, so I'm off to bed 😂

Yeah we have a pretty laid back work environment at the ⭕️

Can I withdraw the application that I never submitted? I demand a retrial after whenever you decide to meet and decide. --Somehwere sats is out there rocking back and forth and chanting Lisan al Gaib 😂

Pretty sure sats gave it to Stache and he already lost it. They both have dementia and applications usually have to be submitted 3-4 times before it actually gets reviewed by the council.

Definitely gayer than I thought. 🤷‍♂️

Sounds like you know all about that huh

😂

Batman on his way to a meetup. 👆

It has its moments. You’re not wrong about that.

Ryan has the facts correctly. Batman is a cuck, most likely a shitcoiner.

👆

What’s your source? The Langley boys? 🤣🤣🤣

There should be a band with this name. Feds, do your thing.

You rang.

Yeah I rang. No w beat it fed

Yo, am I reading that note right. What the actual fuckity fuck is this nonsense.

The Joker is the real hero, though. His proof of work > batman's

Effeminate cry baby who likes to dress like the woman that touched him.

Superman is the real hero. Always.

And he landed in The good ol 🇺🇸

Superman is dressed the same way in gayer colours 🤣

Superman would've become the champion of communism if he'd landed in the USSR. He was born a yes-man.

Superman is literally a commie

His home star system was even a red giant star. Commies love red and stars.

Yes #yestr

Batman had a black butler too. Racist fuck.

Mine is at least white. Kind of white. Whitish.

All of them are white. McDementia acting up again 🤣🤣

Netflix: Hold my beer

There's been an increase of women looking like Penguin lately so I'm pretty sure Batman will be overwhelmed soon. On the other hand, all the women on Superman's planet are tight and fit. Coincidence? I think not.

There is no superman planet. Get your facts straight Wednesday 🤣

Krypton ffs

It exploded long time ago. Why do you think Clark came to earth. Get with the program

First of all Superman can go back in time by flying counterclockwise really fast. Si if he wants he can have tight and fit anytime. On the other hand Batman has the Penguin women to worry about.

Did he go back in time to save krypton though? No

Opinion rejected

You don't know his reasons. Maybe he will when Lois gets saggy and old.

BS argument. Denied

It existed.

Superman = True scarcity.

Batman = Just another furry in a gimp suit.

Guy doesn’t know his own argument. Node is losing it. Quickly. Funny & sad to witness.

Ryan is just smirking. He broke him.

The guy who got destroyed round 1 by me and nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat comes back to say some shit after other battles happen.

Beat it fed. Keep sippin on that latte. Paid for by Langley

Calling your man toy MANHOOD won’t save you.

Breathe into the paper bag. This too shall pass.

You say I’m trying to call

Mahdood meanwhile you do the same with Ryan. That’s called hypocrisy.

Yes it is. But my bully is bigger & stronger than yours.

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

You did the same type of shit with the tariffs, right before you rage quit. Trying to pit others against each other. Just like a fed does

I’m a Pro.

Pro quitter

Delicious tears.

No one’s crying. I do remember you crying quite a few times. When the women of nostr whipped your ass and you called me and anonymous for help. Or the best one: when you rage quit because you were simping on Saylor.

No

🍿

You rage quit quite a few times already. Quitters don’t get flawless victories

Oh look! A meme you made worse with a dr Phil. Im impressed

Easy now. I'm forming a 3rd faction as this two party thing is tearing us apart. All aboard!

Seman lol

Simon

⭕️

👆🎯

Sìmön

I can make it worse.

Nice fed work. Did they teach you this in Langley? When you rage quit?

Well hello there. Now everybody play nice.

I didn’t do anything.

Bullshit

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😳😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😲😯😮

There can be no fracture inside the circle. Retarded we win. Together we are more!

Tell that to the ones who rage quit for months 🤣

At least we're not wasting our time arguing about vibecoding. We've got that going for us.

Arguing about meaningless topics is not the issue 🤣

Superman > Batman

Facks. Jeez.

That’s not the issue here

Sorry Node, I am too busy today to bring out the comic book knowledge.

Thinking of buying the #⭕ crew a DC comics online membership, so they can study the characters and stop shitcoining with Superman.

🤣🤣

I’m tappin out🤔

…You boys better simmer down and make up🤌🏽🫂

…if I come back and this bickering is still going on you’re all running laps while holding hands until I throw up🤨🧐🤭😂😂😂🤌🏽🫂⭕️

I’ve tried. I’m hitting the pool soon for some laps.

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve I’m sorry you lost the argument today.

Jeez.

You know what you’re doing. Same shit as during the tariffs

I’m a Pro

Fag

We got waaay back as OG’s. It can be argued that we made Nostr what it is.

I will be the bigger man & put my right hand out for a shake.

And then I will cover the back of your hand when you shake as a complete power move showing my dominance.

Whatever

Tagging more and quoting is the solution 👍🏾

Take a lap

Finishing last sip of the latte then it’s pool time.

🫂

That's the way!

Was on the ice this morning. Finishing my office work while sipping on a coffee. No pool for me, but I'm gonna crush a workout soon.

I do leg day in the pool.

Sprinting today. I'm dreading it, but I know I'll feel like 100,000,000 sats after

💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪👌

Facts, conspiracy theories, pure conjecture. It's all on a spectrum really. So is the ⭕ I think. On a spectrum.

Agreed. 👍

I'm Canadian, so I'm not afraid to say I'm sorry 🍁

I thought you were Polish. 🤯

Hilarious 😂

I can't be Polish. Not enough C's Z's & J's in my name.

I’m an Irish Jew.

Red headed step child?

That meme will never not be funny. Never. 😂😂😂😂😂

Get back here. Now.

I tried reading through the ⭕️ thread

🤣

😂😂👌

Damn!!!?!🤔

…that prolly means u can cook🤯🫡

….aren’t there a bunch ⭕️ great chefs from those countries 🤔🤌🏽😳😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Before I hit the pool I’ll leave the ⭕️ with a nice story.

After my second timeout from Nostr & my decision to return I told my daughter “hey, I’m back on Nostr”

Her response: “Did you battle with Node yet about Superman crap”.

True story. nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve & I go back to the early days. All in dumb fun today. I love that guy. He’s one of the reasons I actually come back here.

Have a good day fuckos.

🫡….life is just better in the ⭕️…and the ⭕️ is better with u 2 OG idgits in it 🫂🌅

…but life is even better when u put it away and get to hang with ur kids🫡🌅

Fav post ⭕️ day…so far🫡🌅

I was wondering there for a second. 😂

I do really like perogies & sausage 🤔

DNA says Norwegian though 🤷‍♂️

I always thought you were from that region 👀

Me? No.

Not Poland but the larger region around

Dacia, sir.

I do not accept any world order or new borders after the death of Julius Caesar.

Exactly. That’s the one 🤌🏾

🤣

🫡

Even though it sounds like SORE-ee?

🤨😳🤦🏽‍♂️

…thanx for making this better😖🤌🏽

I’m trying.

Yall do know this is gonna be a landmark reference day in ⭕️ lore😳🤭😂😂😂

Might as well just get on with it…this is how we gain coping skillz in the ⭕️🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🫂🌅

What a day.

Hence fourth known in the chronicles of the ⭕️ as the day that “jack” and “*ss” (that’s u Mcd 🤨🤭😂) quarreled 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂🫂⭕️🌅

Me in about 3 minutes. Need to wash this day off me.

Trump ruined handshakes for everyone.

See nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegwaz4qu …this is real progress…he’s tryin to meet u in the middle🤭😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

Yall are both truly retarded😖😂😂⭕️

I think ⭕ needs a big group hug 🫂

Nah

🫂

🫂🫡⭕️🥰

😂😂😂😂

I’m literally dying right now. This is some funny shit.

Group hug (no homo) ⭕️

He’s in🤔…if I gotta drag his *ss in he’s in😳😂😂🫂⭕️🌅

Node is coming. He said he got me something too. A present I think.

💥

I can't stop laughing it hurts 🤣

😂😂😂

Exactly. Jeez.

I didn't know why everyone is so worked up. I'm just breaking news. All facts 🤷‍♂️

Exactly. A friendly exchange of facts.

Jeez.

“Friendly”

Yea. Jeez.

Meme maker extroidinaire 👆

For the record, I have no stake with Superman. I just dislike Batman.

Yes there is. Know thy history Node.

Oh shit he called you Wednesday

I didn't catch that earlier. Lol.

I left little crumbs 🤭

👆👆👆

This guy is going places. I like him let’s keep him.

Let’s keep him. He’s based

Russian propaganda, meant to destabilize our great country.

Fake news 🗞️

Written by Mark Millar (Scottish)

Good southern parenting showed him the ways of God fearing.

Man of truth. And justice.

Like me.

Except for the south stuff. Bunch of cousin fuckers down there. And the uniform. I wear tradfi outfits.

Joker burned a large pile of money for no reason. That’s deflationary and bad for the Bitcoin price and good for the strength of the dollar. Batman is the only one that can stop his madness!

His powers were premined

Proof of Superman.