INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Jerry, George, and Elaine sit at their usual table. Jerry has a mischievous smile on his face.

JERRY

So, guys, have you heard about this thing called Bitcoin?

GEORGE

(looking puzzled)

Bit-what now? Is that like a new type of chip? The kind you eat?

ELAINE

(confused)

Jerry, what are you talking about? Is it some sort of virtual pet or something?

JERRY

(laughs)

No, no! You're way off! Bitcoin is digital currency. It's like money for the internet.

GEORGE

(squinting)

Internet money? I thought we already had that... it's called PayPal!

ELAINE

(nods in agreement)

Yeah, and credit cards work just fine too. Who needs this "Bitcoin"?

JERRY leans back in his chair with an air of knowledge.

JERRY

The thing is, Bitcoin operates on a decentralized network called blockchain. It's resistant to censorship and government control.

GEORGE scratches his head in confusion.

GEORGE

(resignedly)

So let me get this straight... invisible money that even the government can't touch? Sounds too good to be true!

ELAINE looks intrigued yet skeptical.

ELAINE

But Jerry, can you actually buy real things with it? Like shoes or chocolate babka?

JERRY smirks confidently.

JERRY

Oh yeah