"Shoes for industry!"

Sorry, you gotta be WAY old for that one. But Firesign Theatre is available on ThemTube, which I hope you will copy to Invidious and listen from there. The relevant album is "Don't Kill That Dwarf, Pass Me the Pliers", but you really should start from the original "Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him" (1968).

Best to listen while mildly intoxicated with your substance of choice, but that goes without saying.