You all wouldn’t cope coming to the land down under, we have no violence or guns so you’re withdrawal symptoms couldn’t cope! 😂
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We would have to fight giant mutant roos, eat wombats and fight damn panda bears! ☠️
first time I left the states for a few month spell I couldnt sleep well because I didn’t hear gunfire at night…it was awful
Tragic, how the hell did you cope…Valium 😂
I got home and snuggled my guns obvi
Of course you do, have you named each one of them and kiss them hello and goodbye
I sleep in my ghillie suit
Yep
Classic sleepwear.
I told her Americans have to sleep with clothes on because naked gunfights have the potential to become awkward, but she didn’t believe me. Thanks for backing me up 🫂
We came full circle! Just like my favorite book, “If you Give a Mouse a Cookie”
What is that?
Only the greatest children’s book of all time.
Recent read I enjoyed was “Go the f%#* to sleep” narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Had to give it away as the preschooler is reading words now and is a quick study 😂
CLASSIC 😂😂😂
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Tune in tomorrow for;
“If you give an Aussie a gun”
We’ll just try to drink from it 🍻
Maybe that’s where shotgunning a beer comes from..
Or is a shoe still the preferred vessel?
We’ll drink out of anything we can find 😂
Btw when are you coming to the great state of California?
Hopefully next year, my son wants to visit LA, San Fran, Silicon Valley!
🌳🌲😶🌫️🌲🌳
Self prescribed lol
Truth