Got bored.
Bumped the fee to a whopping 0.2 sat/vByte using Electrum Wallet. 😂
Discussion
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I was mistaken. It hadn't worked. It required 3 sats/vByte to get bumped.
Maybe it's due to an anti-DDOS mechanism that requires RBF txs to be sufficiently higher for them to be accepted by the nodes.