Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow

https://babylonbee.com/news/troubling-new-survey-shows-90-percent-of-graduating-high-school-seniors-dont-know-the-airspeed-velocity-of-an-unladen-swallow/?utm_source=fediverse

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

This is a real travesty, and I blame Mt Dew for their overwhelming diversity of flavors; how is one to choose what 2L to chug, and how to pair it with the proper comedy classic?!

Do you mean an African or European swallow?