Why did you wake up today? Wrong answers only
Discussion
I was sure it was Thursday
My hands got stuck in my ass! 🐶🐾🤣🙏🏻
Tried to wake up tomorrow, but I failed
I didn’t want to but…
Enema time! 😬
To comment im your note
Because a zap notification rang on my phone
I'm awake? I thought this was a dream!
To trade the most valuable thing I have, my time, for a wage, that isn’t really worth the ink it’s printed with… mostly electrons and photons in a computer.
To wait for bitcoin to crash so I can finally buy in.
Some little Hispanic fuck kicked my door and told me I was going to miss breakfast, so I tucked my trazabone in my pants and had sum bacon
I am staying vertical and taking in nutrients so, yes? Could just be this damn simulation though.
To post more feet pics 🦶🤣
Was I truly asleep 😴 🤔🤣
Bold of you to assume that I ever slept, ser.
To work for the man
My bed caught fire.
Things were getting complicated…
To love and be loved.
i have a cat, and a dog
To get to the other side!