As of 2025, Alex Karp is in long-term relationships with two women. He was described as "geographically monogamous"
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that's via wikipedia!
how fucking embarrassing
does he describes himself as poly
like do you think he says: "Hi I'm Alex Karp. I'm Poly"
ya know, the niche geographically monogamous kind
gotta go to all my cross country ski huts to reset mouse traps or the mice will gnaw thru the boxes and start eating the quinoa protein pasta. but i cant expect anyone else to absorb that much sky radiation over the mice it isnt fair.
what an obituary that's gonna be one day
if i die first i'll reincarnate just to be able to read it
if he is still with his two chicks at the time, do they both come to the funeral? is it gonna be like a charles brandon, first duke of suffolk (played wonderfully by henry cavill) funeral from showtime's the tudors? like there is clearly a main chick and the wife in all but name but he loved the other one way more but she is treated super poorly cos the main chick is more official but the main chick hates him and so you feel really bad for the crying side chick who is the only one who actually cares
are people gonna be that invested when alex karp dies? is there gonna be drama like that