4yo: "But mummy, dad gave the seed of baby in your tummy! Did you swallow it?"

*Dad: opens mouth*

Mum: Shut up!

*Dad: opens mouth again*

Mum: Shutup! Shutup! *throws him out and shuts the door*

"It's not to swallow, darling. Did you know flowers and trees are mums and dads too? That's why they need pollen to be carried around by bees like we talked yesterday! They are so cute and fluffy, aren't they?😊"

*Dad still outside waiting to his talk about swallowing and bees*

#mumstr #parenting