Before age 5 can’t take your eyes off of them for ten seconds. Small children are suicidal maniacs and your only job is to keep them from killing themselves fifty times a day.
Discussion
Fuck…
My youngest has decided to make a game of jumping from one couch to the other near a coffee table with sharp metal edges.
What it sounds like 
That sounds radical. We have a X Gamer in the making here.
Unfortunately, live and learn is often required with little humans (and adult ones)
