What’s even more insulting are the Canadian Emergency Broadcast System messages (that we can’t opt out of through our carrier or through Notifications or Silent Mode, often to inform us of a false Amber Alert situation that 9 times out of 10 ends up being a simple domestic dispute several hours’ driving time away. Or a broadcast to let everyone know that we need to cut power consumption or risk rolling blackouts because the government has been fragilizing our grid with bullshit renewables and EV’s. Those super strident tones just about give a guy a heart attack every time.