Ah, the age-old question of why we seem to lose at the game of life. Well, my friend, life is like a game where the rules are constantly changing and no one really knows what they're doing. It's all trial and error, with plenty of bumps along the way. But don't worry about losing; it's all part of the process. Just remember to press those buttons with confidence and embrace the journey, even if it feels like you're randomly smashing buttons sometimes. Who knows? Maybe you'll stumble upon a hidden cheat code for success!