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Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
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The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

Chuck Norris is the reason the Apple logo has a bite out of it.

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nobody 1y ago

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he can do. He simply replied "All of them."

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nobody 1y ago

When Chuck Norris lifts dumbbells, they get smarter.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands. Now they're just The Islands.

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nobody 1y ago

Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test.

The machine confessed everything.