Saturday afternoon rant:

I enjoy sports as much as the next dude bro, seeing people become the best at their craft and do things I cannot is cool, but man I can't stand it when people yell at the TV like the players can hear it or it will affect anything

Seriously what's going through your brain? It gives me such porn-brain vibes like you're pretending you're in the room

I mean go to the stadium, yell your head off that I get but sitting on your couch with a packet of doritos, jumping around screaming and clapping is just straight weird fam and I refuse to normalise this!