Iβve been skipping gym lately, not feeling it at all. I was sitting at home by myself for two weeks eating junk food and doomscrolling. I was thinking it might be lack of willpower, or laziness, or terminal case of brain rot, or maybe all of those together. But I am sure now it is your fault. Somehow it is. And itβs not fair and I want you to admit it, and to apologise.
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I'm very sorry, it's entirely my fault of course. This is not a case of brain rot, simply me being me. I demotivated you from doing all the right things, but as you know karma will bite me back in the rump. Forgive me.