Idk if they’ll buy that. They’d ask why you didn’t report it to the police and then ask for your xpub so they can do chainalysis and track that person down. Which will just end up being you 😂 
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Nah... I buy non kyc, I use jam to coinjoin from time to time and I run my own node, also, I'm always connected to tor. If they ask why I didnt report I could just say that btc in is not insured and I was responsible for the funds I managed.
Have you read mandibles?
No, what it's about?
It’s a dystopian novel about what happens when the dollar hyper inflates. Very realistic story that shows you how desperate and tyrannical things will become when the stakes are high.