I’m an anesthesiologist, but tonight I performed surgery on my one of my favorite little sculptures. Story in pictures:

The patient presented with multiple fractures and injuries after a pawpatrol projectile.

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Xray showed no internal injuries. However, there were also no internal organs.

Ethyl-2-cyanoacrylate fixation of the antennae was also successful.

The sculpture was returned to its family. The family was happy with the result.

The culprits were sent to the corner to ponder their actions - actually we just discussed it, but also explained the importance of this picture for the narrative.

The dedicated fire marshal apologized and became good friends with the family.

Dental repair was optimized by flipping the head into the thorax for stabilization.

Did the patient have a positive outcome?

Bring back today for a dislocated antenna, otherwise recovering well.

So that's what anesthesiologists are doing when mothers-to-be are waiting for their epidural

Patients always come first… creativity will never be squashed. Not mutually exclusive. #docstr

j/k great thread!

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