Smoked turkey. Not a huge turkey fan, but I’m thinking this is the best way to do it.

Also, I think eating turkey during Thanksgiving is a small conspiracy.

Them pilgrims were eating fish and shellfish out of Plymouth Bay and venison. Maybe a wild turkey here or there.

Big turkey pushed this bland ass bird on everyone.

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Here, here After working in Turkey barns you would not eat anything that comes from those environments.

Wild birds are a different thing so together.

Yeah, I might piss the family off this year and make myself a steak. We’re hosting some extended family so it’ll be even more anti-social. Psycho dad in the corner not sharing ribeye while the guests pass around dry-ass breast meat they have to slather in gravy. I know, I know, you can brine it.

The poultry industrial complex has got a lot of power in Washington.

I mean, they won’t pardon nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 but they pardon all these jive ass turkeys every year. Corrupt.

Ya gotta point. Snowden is a hero, even if most haven’t a clue of what he exposed.